My problem with the Bible... is that it's, like, a book.

We're all going to get different things out of it. Sure, we all get that David killed Goliath, Jesus died on the cross, whatever. But everything that's not narrative like that becomes dependent on the individual and deconstruction is sort of necessary.

If it were all a little more consistent, maybe I could believe that book is more than just paper and ink.

But for now, I don't really like the Bible. Or God.

Oh well.