"I really fucked it up this time. Didn't I, my dear?"

I'm trying hard not to judge people, alright? I'm trying so hard.

I judge people for being judgmental. That's the stupidest thing ever.

And I judge kids for acting like kids. What?

But let me just say, we're all fuck-ups. 

So that helps a little. Not that it makes me right.

Don't worry, I've already scolded myself plenty.

And...

We're all okay. Alright?