No, but, lady. Listen. You don't understand. I've bled morals from the age of five, I've never stolen a thing in my life, I've never even considered it. These are conveniently circle shaped earrings, I'm not even allowed to stretch my ears. My jacket has a hood, but that doesn't mean I'm a hoodlum. Look. Look at me, I'm so awkward and socially inept, it's hardly funny. I just. I just want to try on this cardigan, alright? It's-- Fine. Fine, I'll leave my bag out here. Don't try to tell me it's protocol though. You don't make me do it when I'm with my mom. That's right, I still shop with my mother sometimes.
Couldn't you at least be suspicious with a smile?
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