I have a few issues that make me a bad sort of partner.

I make a mess of everything before it gets too serious. I'm quite honestly terrified by commitment.

I've got jealousy that seems to come on so easily. Sure I hide it, but sometimes I get a bit clingy. I'm a tad possessive. When I don't have your attention I start to feel lonely. I hate that about me.

I have something of an inability for honesty. When I'm hurting I won't let you see it. I get all afraid so my stomach turns to knots and butterflies; I'm afraid of your replies to my worries and so I lie. "I'm really okay."

I can't do much right. I'm the artsy type. I can't cook you anything, and I hate cleaning. I lack motivation for things I don't find interesting.

In the end, it comes down to something simple--I'm not all that great.

And in conclusion: I'm never getting married.